Guild Master

Cyrus, 20.
Nice to meet you; I hope you enjoy your stay.

I’m much more and much less than that.
Light as a feather.
Heavy as the weather.
Are you in?

(Source: lydiamaritn, via felicitysmoak-ed)

ohmaglor:

Places of Middle Earth

(via unearthly--child)

(Source: peteneems, via psyoxis)

humorking:

“wanna hang out? when are you free?”

i’m never free, $50 per hang out

(Source: humorking, via psyoxis)

samssamulet:

the last one though lol

(Source: amroyounes, via psyoxis)

sodii:

timeywimeymindpalace:

kaitmpayne:

One of the most accurate depictions of a panic attack that I’ve ever seen.

Thank you. Just thank you. Far too many people don’t seem to grasp the concept of what a panic attack actually is. Getting upset is not a panic attack. This is. 

accurate. u-u

(Source: gemmacorrell, via otakuchick1)

chromeofficial:

nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek

(via psyoxis)

lissettemoronta:

 

geopunk:

my wallet is empty just like my soul

(Source: geopunk, via psyoxis)

yourhomegirlbd:



Pac stood up, and it’s the first thing you heard him say in like, two weeks of court. ‘You know, your honor, throughout this entire court case, you haven’t looked me or my attorney in the eye once. It’s obvious that you’re not here in the search for justice, so therefore, there’s no point in me asking for a lighter sentence. I don’t care what you do cause you’re not respecting us, this is not a court of law; as far as I’m concerned, no justice is being served here, and you still can’t look me in the eye. So I say, do what you wanna do, give me whatever time you want, because I’m not in your hands, I’m in God’s hands.

yourhomegirlbd:

Pac stood up, and it’s the first thing you heard him say in like, two weeks of court. ‘You know, your honor, throughout this entire court case, you haven’t looked me or my attorney in the eye once. It’s obvious that you’re not here in the search for justice, so therefore, there’s no point in me asking for a lighter sentence. I don’t care what you do cause you’re not respecting us, this is not a court of law; as far as I’m concerned, no justice is being served here, and you still can’t look me in the eye. So I say, do what you wanna do, give me whatever time you want, because I’m not in your hands, I’m in God’s hands.

(Source: goongothacked, via psyoxis)

breelandwalker:

feliciakainz:

carryonmywaywardalpaca:

dearborns:

#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

more you know

(Source: redlight--district, via whimsicalrealist)


Revolver Ocelot:

Revolver Ocelot


Revolver Ocelot
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Revolver Ocelot

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